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---Meet the Cirno---
[Scene begins with birds tweeting heard at a hill, when suddenly an explosion is seen, followed by Ando hurriedly rushing a Demo in a wheelchair along]
Ando:"C'mon, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, move-!"
[He is suddenly hit by a teleporting crocket, and sends him flying into the glass of a nearby medical building]
*Weakly*"Cirno..."
[Meet the Cirno]
[Scene goes to Cirno laughing with Volt as she is operating on him after he recieved a ton of stickybomb hits]
"No, wait, wait, wait, it gets better! When the child woke up his Roosebelt was missing...and the trader was never heard from again!"
[Volt laughs unusually hard at Cirno's horrible joke, most likely faking it]
"Ah, anyway, that is how I lost my trading license."
[Volt looks at her funny, when suddenly a Spy pops out of his chest] Emo! No!
[Spy flies out] "It's filthy in there, uck...heh, Spies."
[She takes out Volt's brain] "Now, most brains could not withstand this voltage."
[Cirno then attaches it to a defib] "But I am very certain your brain-"
[The brain explodes, one part whacks Emo in the face] Volt: "What the ♥♥♥♥ was that?"
Cirno: "The sound of science, my friend."
[Cirno then opens a refridgerator and takes the brain of a Pyro, when a Pyro head also in there says] "Mmph mmh." "Later."
[She then attaches it to the defib, as it starts to pulsate against the Medigun oddly] Come on, come on...Hahahah! [Volt laughs nervously...]
[The brain is now in an ubered state] Ooh, that looks good. [Drops it in Volt's skull]
Volt: "Should I be awake for this?" "Hah. Um, well, no. But, while you are, could you hold open your skull for a moment? I can't...seem...to-" "AAH!"
[Volt holds up a part of his skull] "Aww, don't be such a babbee. Skulls grow back!" [She then whispers to Emo] "(No they don't...)"
[She then heals the destroyed tissue] Volt: "So...what happens now?"
"Heheh, now?" [She helps Volt off the table] "Let's go practice pyrotechnics."
[The scene then goes to Cirno as she pockets Volt as they run forward to find an army of F2Ps, all with Liberty Launchers, Soda Poppers, Tomislavs, Sydney Sleepers, Enforcers, Blutsaugers, and even the occasional Pomson]
Volt: "Ghost, are you sure this will gain me 7 dominations?" "Hahah, I DON'T CARE!"
[She then ubers Volt as he burns every living idiot in his path, creating a gigantic pile of burning corpses as they ascend it and continue burning]
[Ending]
[Scene then cuts to the waiting room as Ando comes out] "Ohohoh, man, you would not BELIEVE, how much this hurts."
[Emo is heard faintly through his chest and sounds rather like he says "♥♥♥♥♥"] "Emo?"

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Meet the Captain

2012 年 7 月 27 日 - RYUMI | 4 条留言

(By Koa)
LONG ADAPTATION IS LONG.
DAMN IT DIALOGUE SCRIPTS.

-----Meet the Captain-----
[Scene begins with a quiet setting in mario_kart_2012, when Sakuya rushes along from a Soldier's rockets, pushing along Gin in a wheelchair]
Sakuya: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Wolf, MOVE!!!"
[The rockets hit Sakuya as she struggles to get back up (with Gin leaving her for dead,) only for even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rockets to fly in and hit her, sending her into the glass of the red spawn room. A painful-sounding impact is heard.)
"...medick."
[Opening tune]
[Scene fades to Captain as he is operating on Admiral for a lung replacement in the red spawn room, as he is telling a story to him]
"Hahahah, no, wait, it gets better! When the Gooby woke up, his pls was missing...and the .jpg was never heard from again! Hahahah!"
[Admiral laughs a bit too hard at his story. Possibly faking it?]
"Anyway...That is how I lost my image-making license."
[Admiral looks at him like he is high, when a dove yelling in an ear-rape tone "ARCHIMEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!" appears from his chest]
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE! No!" [He shoos the dove off of him] "It's filthy in there, uck. Heh, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs."
"Now..." [He puts Admiral's lung on a strange device with "UBER" written on it] "...Most lungs couldn't withstand this voltage."
[He activates the device] "But I'm very certain your lung-"
[The lung explodes with a fleshy impact as a part of it hits "EEEEEEEEEEEEE."]
"What the hell was that?"
"...The sound of SCIEEEEEENCE!"
[Captain knocks the piece of lung off the device, and opens the refrigerator. Inside the refrigerator, there is a bottle of Sarluin's whiskey, some beer and the Buffalo Steak Sandvich. There are also three lungs, two of which are labelled, one as "Pootis" and the other as "Meem". Captain takes the heart marked "Meem". As he removes the lung, he shows what appears to be Emo's severed head, plugged into a battery and still living, breathing and smoking]
"sm_kill me."
[Whispering]"Nope."[He closes the refrigerator]
"Where was I?"[He looks at the lung]
"Ah, there we go!"
[Captain stabs the device into the new lung and places it in front of a medigun's beam. The lung begins to make a noise that sounds faintly like "Meem..."]
"Come on, come on..."
[He begins to laugh maniacally while Admiral laughs nervously and edges away from him a bit. Some moments later, the lung appears to be made of metal.]
"Ooh, that looks good." [He drops in into Admiral's chest]
"Um, should I be spawned for this?"
"Hahah, um, well, nope.avi. But, while you are, could you hold open your ribcage a bit? I can't...seem...to-" [Admiral screams in pain , and a moment later holds up a piece of his ribcage]
"Ooh, don't be such a baby." [he plucks it from his hand and flings it over his shoulder] "Ribs cook good over Pyro fire!" [Whispering to "EEEEEEEEEEEEE"] "NOPE."
[He then heals Admiral's damaged tissue "So...What happens now?"
"Hahahah, now?" [He helps Admiral up] "Let's go practice MEEM."
[Scene then cuts to outside of the spawn, with choir and fanfare music playing, as he onlooks the area, where the entire enemy team consists of Gibus Soldiers with Beggers Bazookas and Liberty Launchers, and are shooting everything. Captain then spots Sakuya in the corner of his eye, and quickly heals her as well, fixing a broken tooth and a nasty slap mark that was on her posterior for some strange reason. She then gets up and runs off and blasts off the head of the Soldier that inflicted the broken tooth on her with her scattergun, followed by a "lol, get rekt scrub". 6 F2P soldiers are seen running up to them]
"Captain, are you sure this will work?"
"Hahah, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥!"
[He then ubers Admiral as he destroys every F2P Soldier in his path, each of them ragequitting momentarily after death, as the music finishes.]
[Ending flourish]
[Scene then cuts to a waiting room as Sakuya then comes out, fully healed]
"Hahah, oh man, you'd not BELIEVE...How much this hurts!"
[Her chest moves as a faint "ARCHIMEDEEEEEEEEE..." is heard]
"...EEEEEEEEEEEE?"

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Meet the Futbull

2012 年 7 月 17 日 - RYUMI | 0 条留言

(By Suwako)
Oh god, my sides when I made this.

-----Meet the Futbull-----

[Scene begins with a Brute that somehow got his hands on a flamethrower and clearly is still learing how to use it as he blasts it all over the place and hits nothing]
"SHAZBO-"
[A flying ROVER suddenly hits him and makes him explode]
[Camera cuts to Suwako as she is tauntcamming after killing an F2P, but is also then blown up by a mysterious ROVER]
[Goes to LazyVilla as he is about to tauntkill a Sniper...] "POOTIS-" [...when yet another ROVER appears out of nowhere and blows him up]
[Opening theme]
[Scene cuts to a man in an astronaut suit as he talks to what appears to be a line of other astronauts]
[He has a strange computer-like and monotome-ish voice] "'If battle robits are sure to result in victory then you must battle robits!' John Madden said that, and I think he knows a little more about futbull than you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living cactus could best his ass in the ring of the moons!"
[Scene cuts to the astronaut as he does a monotime battle cry] "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." [He then runs off, throwing explosive ROVERs at everything that gets in his way, blowing them up instantly, and sometimes footballs that also explode.]
[Cuts back to him as he is talking to the astronauts] "...Then he used his Futbull money to marry two of every gay on the moon, and then he herded them into a crater, and then he RAPED THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE."
[Cuts back to his killing spree as his heavy suit crushes a Heavy as he jumps on him, then runs off to the CP where a spy uncloaks behind him, but the astronaut then takes out a handheld penis as he whacks the spy in the face with it, and as the freezecam that suddenly appears shows, that it was apparently very hard, and got the Spy BLEEDING from the power of the whack]
[Goes back to him talking] "Hahohehohahohaheh. And from that day forward, any time a bunch of gays are together in one group, it's called a 'YAOI'!"
[Scene turns to show the line of astronauts were all actually decapitated heads that were clones of John Madden's head, and one suddenly falls off]
[Ending flourish]
[Scene cuts to him talking to the fallen head] "Unless it's a yuri!"

~~~~~~~~~~

...Cacti are scary.

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Zelbus 2012 年 10 月 12 日下午 12:01

yw

Kalameet, Harbinger of Discord 2012 年 10 月 8 日上午 12:47

Thanks.

Zelbus 2012 年 10 月 7 日上午 8:02

yes dota

Kalameet, Harbinger of Discord 2012 年 10 月 5 日下午 7:16

I think I'm missing quite a bit of lore and stuff here... Is the latest adaptation using terms from League of Legends, or Defense of the Ancients? Since it includes things like "Windrunner" and "Ogre Magi" I'm going to bet on DotA.

Hugo Brando von Scorpion of Osti 2012 年 9 月 29 日下午 11:26

ouo I vant meet the Letty!

Zelbus 2012 年 9 月 29 日上午 10:26

hmm.. "meet the weaver" is kinda tricky to decide. because weaver can go invisible and go fast at the same time.

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