Sous Muchus Swagus

What the kek did you just keking say about me, you little kek? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy keks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alkekda, and I have over 300 confirmed keks. I am trained in weeaboo warfare and I’m the top kek in the entire US armed anus. You are nothing to me but just another meme. I will wipe you the kek out with precision the likes of which has never been penatrated before on this Earth, mark my keking words. You think you can get away with saying that shizznet to me over the Internet? Think again, keker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spiecrabs across the swamp and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the kekstorm, buttnugget. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your memes. You’re keking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven ways, and that’s just with my bare ass. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed ninja star training, but I have access to the entire arse of the United japanese weeaboo Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable anus off the face of the continent, you little lmao. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ d!ck. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ filthy waste of japanese kind. I will ♥♥♥♥ furries all over you and you will drown in it. You’re kecking dead, m8.