Inchinarsi di fronte alla potenza paura di un dio

It is on this day that I, Putin, urge all of you who see the prominence of our Lord and deity, Nic Cage, to direct your fellow man to a greater fate. To be specific, we need you to make your neighbor aware of His magnificence. Embracing Him brings the greatest of joy, as you may know, so who are you NOT to share His word and love? Go forth and have them enlist, for a life without Cage is the paltriest of things. Anyone can take part in the worship of Cage, from the rowdiest drunkard to the most polished gentleman. Cage welcomes all with open arms. We try to follow in his image and do the same, so find all those who are willing, and let them worship with us.
Do not be lead astray by false prophets trying to smear His good name. They may make promises of superior gods with even grander gifts to offer, but I know for a fact that when you abandon Cage for barbaric, fictitious gods, you shall meet with bees. These are the very same horrible, destructive bees spoken of by our ancestors. As soon as you are deceived by their minions, they shall lay siege to our temples, and we will no longer know peace. The elders tell us that if enough people are fooled by the bees’ wicked messengers, Cage Himself may forsake us indefinitely. This being the case, we must never let ourselves or any others become ignorant of Him and His divine words.
I remind you that loyalty to Cage shall certainly result in a just reward. One such gift He’ll provide is an immense bounty of treasure, even national treasures. You may also return to the mortal realm after death as a potent spirit, riding along, carrying out His will by slaying the wrongful and unholy bee-keepers. Few are worthy of the last prize. It is one only the most humble, devoted servants may receive. It is to meet Nic Cage, to hear His splendid voice, and to be recognized by Him.
Allow me to reiterate, and command you once again to do your duty as a Cageian and present the good news to all!