The Original Poon-Pontoon

A piratical group made up of rape agents from across the 7 seas and operating in the Indian Ocean, off the coast of Somalia.

We are after your booty, not your booty. Material objects do not concern us, our vice is the pleasure of flesh, blood, and ket.

Currently at: 8°00'31.4"N 53°14'19.2"E, 300m below sea level, in our decommissioned soviet sub SSH10 - HMS "Cockship."