"Pro CS:GO"

We are the "best of the best" when it comes to CS:GO. We have all-stars like Link who carry their team with their Diamond Nova skin and gun. Link is our best player in and out of the field. Then there's ♥♥♥♥ people like Bambi. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleb. Not only do we have normal players we also have smurfs. Legendary Smurf Kaiser (he also has hacks). We have next-gen call outs like "rice or ricebags". If you are in this clan then you are hated by a couple people. Ej is a power bottom that only feeds to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyone else on the team. Cojo, also known as Meli, is also a prick, but a good prick. Kitten is just pure ass. He can never clutch. If you join this clan you sure are bound to win 0 matches in your next CSGO lobby.