Say no to Wedging

What has a wedge ever done for you?

This is your brain, and that pile of mush is your brain... after a wedge

I see it all the time, kids turn to wedging to get their parents attention, but they don't understand the long term complications

Won't you think of the children, and what this wedge culture is doing to them?

By the time they realize what they're doing, it's already too late

This country is in a wedge epidemic!

In here? we can understand what wedging does to people. out on the streets? you can't just walk away from wedges sooner or later, they either get help, or get WEDGED

Once you do that first wedge... its an addiction, you can't stop it.. you need to wedge... and soon its all you can think about. Sure you think its fun the first time, maybe the second. But when you are lying broken in a gutter, rain soaked after one wedge too many, then who will you call?

At first you think you can call up one of your 'wedge buddies' and have them hook you up, but are they going to get off their wedge to come back you up? Hell no!

Your only hope to live a wedge free life is Wedgers Anonymous. Join now, or wedging will take over your life. We have seen it before and we will see it again.

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Schattenläufer 2025 年 8 月 15 日上午 9:41

Dystopia turns 20!!! Big birthday anniversary!! \o/
Hello, I'm the current active 'Dystopia Pickup Games' group moderator.
I want to inform you and all known Dystopia players about the reunion!
Let's have fun together on full servers like in the good old days!!
When: Every Saturday at 19UTC0 from now on until 09.09.! :D
PS: We play pubs every Saturday since 2021 with well-filled server.
We have annual tournaments, Discord, 100 maps, and pickup services.
And where are the invitation links for the pickup services?
At the first chapter at my Dystopia guides: 'Basics' & 'Rummagingbox'.
We would love to see when everyone is there again. ^^
Greetings, Schattenläufer. o/

Schattenläufer 2025 年 8 月 15 日上午 9:41

This artwork you can send easily to friends:
https://images.steamusercontent.com/ugc/14690543062485162120/6C78658FBC1B721B9DA028080144CEED5F6B9F35/

SquirrelJedi 2010 年 5 月 16 日上午 9:20

Forgive me father for I have wedged yesterday! It was so tempting to fastcap the second objective on Fortress! (As far as I know it worked but...) I must never do it again or I will get mined to the face! AND IT HURTS MAH FEELINGS!!!
My name is SquirrelJedi/Pak0/Pedobear and I'm an anonymous wedger. ♥♥♥♥ I said my name!

Beef 2009 年 9 月 18 日上午 7:09

Hello fellow wedging addicts, I would like to take this time to thank you for allowing me to be in such a great program. I have been here for almost two days and have already had significant change in my life. I no longer wedge without thinking of the consequences of an alarm or cyber mine, preventing my brain from becoming mush. This program not only has helped me as a person in society, but mentally as well, as I no longer go into alley ways and pay random strangers with handjobs just to watch them jack in at a cyber node and wedge the ice. There have been 9001 occasions (I counted) that I have done this. But alas, I do this no more and thank you again for allowing such a great recovery program to be available.