Tired of rejecting the true overlordship of rocks?

Join the Rock Fan Club to adress the matter of world diplomacy, problems and hunger.

Our simple Rock Rules will surely fix the world
-Assert SirRocky as grand Rock Minister of the world
-Assert all humans as slaves to their rock masters
-Turn the earth into a haven for rock kind
-Destroy all non-rock natural matter (Plants, animals, oxygen)
^Turning the rock into a large ball of molten rock!


As rocks have no feeling, their would be no more pain, hunger or hatred, only good old nothingness...

JOIN THE ROCK FAN CLUB TO ASSERT THE RULE OF ROCK KIND!