ROB Is DOG

while I do commend your valiant effort, Patrice, ShyGod goes the extra mile by carrying our beloved 1k dog from the offlane position. this has the added benefit of affording our favorite 1k pleb the gratifying feeling of "owning mid" or "winning us the game", while all along the real carry is indeed ShyGod. if said dog is carried each game from the midlane, would he ever acheive the wonderful feeling of earning 3k status? or would he forever be plagued by the thought of being carried to that level?

as robodog idolizes you it stands to reason any carrying you do gets offset. its like if a father covers up for his sons indiscretion or a dog onwer picks up dog poop. are these actions note worthy or expectations of society. dog food for thought.

What about my utmost devotion to carrying said dog on my main AS WELL AS my multiple smurf accounts ?

ShyGod is now group player of all time due to his life long commitement of carrying the 1k dog from the offlane positiion and letting him achieve his dream of being 3k. Herein said 1k dog akak Rob can now refer to himself as 3k dog but we the admins will continute to use any number from 0-3k to refer to said dog as part of our legacy rights.

Managed to do less damage as a tinker then his offlane abadon great player

do we know you sir??