"I'm quitting the internet life" - Slacker996 (2008 - 2013)

Here we miss Slacker996. He probably told you that he was quitting the internet life, but he told me that he was an undercover agent from korea and that he was going to arrest me for all the CP I send him over the years (It was loli, incase Generic Username and RearAdmiral are angry at me).

Then he logged into my deep web account and showing no love (I was in a google hangout with him) he stole all my virtual coins I used to buy body pillows and dragon lube (Not weed im not a loser lol)

Then he logged into my roblox and habbo accounts and stole all my items, but he couldn't get my runescape account because it was already hacked into. LOL!!!

But the worse thing he did before leaving the webs, he logged into my virtual girl account and deleted my waifu preset and replaced it with a black big booty ♥♥♥♥♥ with an afro. And finally, he left his internet persona. ♥♥♥♥ you and rest in peace Slacker996