PRAISE THE FLYING SPAGHOOTI MONSTER

Flying Spaghetti Monster created the entire universe and all its contents in just four days, after drinking heavily. The following three days, He rested. The first person created was a midget, whom Flying Spaghetti Monster granted
Wowonearth a beautiful wench, and from which all of humanity sprang forth. Of special note are pirates, who are considered holy in Pastafarianism, helping combat global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters.