Who we are and What we stand for

Good evening recruits and welcome, to ROTP! Remember; The admin base is off-bounds to anyone who doesn't wish to die a most painful and sexual Death! Very evil demons are in the admin base. Very evil INDEED. They have TWELVE PENISES. THEY WILL INSERT THEM into your ORIFICES! VERY DEEP INSIDE and they will RUPTURE your INSIDES! Raven, I think we've just.. we've got a few other things to talk about first. SHUT IT YOU STUPID SERGEANT! No. No. You do not talk to me like that these days. THEY NEED TO BE AWARE OF THE PENISES INSIDE OF THE VAGINA! No they don't. You little sick man. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT It's VERY DANGEROUS! You're such a SICK BASTARD you. Look at, look, ♥♥♥♥ OFF! Just, Shut up! I AM RAVENWIRE! Shut up! I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ who you are. This is MY BLOODY CLAN SOON. Shut up nooooow. Recruit ya' daft ♥♥♥♥! Aw, why ya' calling me that ya BEARDED BASTARD? I'm TRYING TO EMPHASISE the DANGER of the SITUATION. There's no dangers. THE PENISES OF THESE MONSTERS! Why you talking about their fooken penises all the time? THEY'RE INSERTING THEIR PENISES INTO THE PUPILS OF OUR RECRUITS! I think you're a gay BASTARD MAN' VERY SEXUAL an'.. NO! No, why don't you just shut up!? You and you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Viagra spells The recruits are in danger of these PENIS DEMONS! Look at that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Harry bastard, he's still at least six years from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puberty. HARRY POTTER! No! You leave his little bottom alone. HARRY, THEY'RE GONNA PENIS yer' BOTTOM! Don't be scaring him like that. The only thing that comes out your bottom is poo. HARRY! You only want poo, coming out yer' bottom. YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL FROM THE PENISES! Recruits, recruits. Don't listen to the crazy fooker. BIG BULBOUS PENISES! .. my god, what is wrong with you all!? They're going to RUPTURE yer' ANAL CAVITY! .. he's talking a load a' ♥♥♥♥. YA BETTER WATCH OUT! Look, I'm gonna fooken' leave, if ya' carry on with this ♥♥♥♥! LISTEN SERGEANT ya' CHUBBY ♥♥♥♥! The ♥♥♥♥ is wrong wae yae ya' ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!? Aw, why ya' callin' me that is it 'cos I turn into a fooken cat? YER' A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAAGGHHHT! Auch' aye yea, I know I'm a fookin' cat, ya' BASTARD! WHY Y' NOT IN A CAGE!? YA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANIMAL! em ..? SHUT UP! WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CLAN? WHY DO I PAY YOU MONEY? YER' ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!

(Also we're doing clan tryouts and training operations. It's reccomended you join in.)