Nicholas Cage is not a god. Just a man; a man in a cage of his own name.

The (?) Commandments (more might get added so it's best not to count):
-Believe in the gods, or don't
-Create a god for yourself or others to believe in, or don't
-Gods who are created but subsequently ignored by all members of religionism will be erased from our expanding pantheon.
-Wear a Batman shirt once a month
-Respect Batman being better than superman, on pains of death or genital decapitation.

Non-steam Membership number: 22
Steam member ship number: (?)

The Current Pantheon:
Shrek, god of shrek.
Dr Tim, god of beer.
Cancer, god of death.
Katse (pronounced can-sir), god of cats.
Cancer, god of crabs. (note to missionaries DO NOT sign up multiple members at once)
Djelibaebi, god of things (obscurities).
Forgotten, god of the gods that noone remembers.
RNJESUS, god of electronic luck. We live life in the matrix, he is the god of the luck that structures our everday lives.