Drinking bleach like our lives depend on it

Do you truley hate life? Do you want to kill yourself? Do you like the taste of bleach? Then this is the group for you, with 24/7 assisted suicide watch we will help you properly kill yourself. The DBC takes every bleach drinking incident seriously and will cover all of your bleach drinking expensies. So sign up of the DBC and get your life time membership today, for only a bottle of bleach and a suicide note (for when you are gone).

Drink Bleach Club (Not us)[plus.google.com]
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (incase you drink to much bleach)[suicidepreventionlifeline.org]