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Main Entry: fair
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: exposition, carnival
Synonyms: bazaar, celebration, centennial, display, exhibit, exhibition, expo, festival, fete, gala, market, observance, occasion, pageant, show, spectacle

"Our server is the very definition of fair. And, just like at any fair, all the games are rigged." - Drew

Toying with hackers, reverse stompers, noobs and 'pro gamers' is our specialty. You can call us whatever you want... because we don't care! We don't stomp because we have to--we stomp because it's so much fun! All scrim challenges will be met with yawns of indifference. Maybe you can beat us in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ confogl setup, maybe you can't. We don't pick our members based on their pr0 gaming skillz. We have lives, and we don't give a damn about your petty need to prove how long your e-penis is by playing L4D as if it was an Olympic sport.

Question: Why am I banned?
Answer: We don't remember. "When you ban one, it is a tragedy. When you ban ten million, it is a statistic." Most likely guess: whining in a boring manner.

We have many women in this group. They are superior to your women.

"Admins are given free reign over their servers, so that is not worth reporting. It is their server, you are a guest." - Chet Falizsek

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