In Purpleness we Strive

Recently there have been outbreaks of small cults worshiping false gods! The Purple Monkey of Power in his infinite wisdom has decided to enlighten his followers so that they may not be lead astray by these new lesser beings. The Purple Monkey of Power was the first and greatest of his kind... from him spawned all other beings. The Purple Monkey delicately balanced the Power of all of his creations so that each of his followers could destroy and be destroyed in turn. Years after the Purple Monkey of Power's First and Greatest Disciple preached his gospel and the edicts of the Great Divine One demanding that complete and utter sacrifice was the way to win the heart of the Purple Monkey and ultimately the Power of the Purple Monkey of Power. He taught that not only does one have to take the energy and lives of others but has to surrender ones self completely to the Great and Purple Monkey. Once his worshipers mastered this communion they are able to substantially (and sometimes insubstantially) increase their Capacity for Slaughter and Greatness based on the Value and Skill of the Sacrificed One. Through the Eras many of the Purple Monkey's Weakest Worshipers were culled from the Ranks and a few rose to prominence again and again. These beings were the Green Rhino and the Blue Mongoose. The Green Rhino's prowess in battle gained the Purple Monkeys favor often and he was graced many times over with infusions of raw power. The Green Rhino began to accumilate followers of his own and because of his reputation and cult followers the Purple Monkey granted him demi god status. Only one other creature achieved this status and little is known of the Blue Mongoose other than his Greatest Disciple hasn't been seen in 1127 days, though for the first time in years it is rumored that a rogue has abandoned the Purple Monkeys Grace upon hearing of this lesser mystic being. These are the only Cults the Purple Monkey approves the worship of as they are some of his Greatest Creations. Any other cult must be identified, isolated, and Sacrificed.
ALL HAIL PURPLE MONKEY!