Perterritus, we have no immigration laws!

Perterritus is a great nation in the Mediterranean Sea that isn't recognized by those bastard superpower countries. This is the official Perterritus Super Awesome Fun group. The dictator supreme leader of Perterritus, Comrade Wesim gives this group his approval.

Perterritus National Anthem:
Friend of fatherless!
Fountain of happiness!
lord of the cookie-jar! Oh how my soul is on
Fire when I gaze at thy
Calm and commanding eye,
Like the sun in the sky,
The Comrade Wesim!

Motto:
Perterritus, Perterritus
Never through me shalt thou come to harm!

Laws of Perterritus:
These are the laws bestowed upon Perterritus by the great Wesim! It is greatly encouraged that you follow them! (Nobody wants to go missing, right?)

1. Foreignors are our enemies.

2. Your neighbors are your comrades (espescially Comrade Wesim).

3. Citizens should wear government approved clothes.

4. Citizens musn't sleep in beds.

5. One must consume three bottles of Jaegermeister/brandy/any type of ale a day.

6. You musn't kill another human without cause.
Causes include:
a)Stealing food/drink.
b) Not praising Wesim.
c) Not having memorized the anthem of Perterritus.
d)Sleeping with your wife.
(Reasons may be added. Comrade Wesim is quite lenient.)

7. All humans are equal (but some humans are more equal than others. A great example would be Comrade Wesim.)

A note to keep in mind: If someone disappears, do not worry. Perterritus officials are already on it.

I remain,
Supreme Leader Comrade Wesim

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