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“I'll make Poland a second Ireland”
~ Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk

A forgotten, no longer officially socialist village located on a small island in the Baltic Sea, Poland is famous for its corridor, which was a big political issue. The Polish Corridor was the origin of corridor politics. About 50% of all people who are alive today that come from Poland now live in Ireland. I know this because some Polish ♥♥♥♥♥ took my job in Super-Valu! That's it, I'm going to speak German all the time the next time I go over there. The nation of Poland has a poulation of around 22.5 due to virtually every Polish person moving to Ireland & Great Britain or to USA in the past. Here, they occupy the worst parts of every city, town or any settlement that they can find. In Ireland they usually get stabbed by Irish teenagers from warzone areas such as finglas, blanchardstown, tallaght and clondalkin. Polish people aren't allowed into Limerick or they'll be stabbed. There are no people in Poland and it is understood that the uninhabited country is populated solely by field mice and their president of course.

Famous quotes:
“PWN'T, N00b!”
~ Germany and Russia on Poland

“Get the feck out of our feckin' country! Dirty feckers...”
~ Ireland on Poland

“Poles, so dirty, they sure stick together.”
~ Americans' favorite polish joke on Poland

"Get that dirty Polish ♥♥♥♥ out of my garden!"
~ Broham

"no"
~ Holland

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