Peeling oranges, all day, everyday.

Representing the most covert skin family in the game - the Orange Peels. These elusive beauties are hard to come by - but once you've got one, you've been blessed by Doug Prishpreed, god of orange peels. There's no way to lose when you're peelin'.


F.A.Q.
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Q.) How do I earn the priveledge of joining this group? I've wanted to be a peeler my whole life.

A.) Simple - acquire a peel skin. Factory new or Minimal Wear won't do the job. They may be very rare and expensive, but Field-Tested, Well-Worn, and Battle-Scarred are the 3 most sought after conditions of the peel family.


Q.) I want to get a peel SO BADLY, but I don't use the MP9, MP7, or Five-Seven. What do I do?

A.) We understand that for some odd reason the Peel look isn't available on most guns. However, having a peel in your inventory will heavily boost your "Peel Appeal" to Doug Prishpreed, and he will boost your stamina, strength, and reflexes when you have enough "Peel Appeal."

Q.) What's the best way to boost my team's Peel Appeal?

A.) There are 3 great Orange Peel strats that can help you with your problem.

"Littering"

Littering is a technique used by Peel Pros. Each member will buy at least one orange peel and lay it gently on the ground in the spawn. (Throwing can damage the beautiful artwork on the orange peel, so be careful. Damaging a peel will anger Prishpreed.) This will boost morale and make you smile everytime you rotate through spawn.

The Orange Scare

Whoever is peeling the hardest (Higher KDR) with the peel must throw decoys wherever they think the enemy is going. Make sure to always run back to spawn to by more decoys if you're Top Peel. You're enemies will be stunned and probably end up crying on their bathoom floor, screaming "NOT THE PEEL!"

The Chant

When a teammate is in a clutch situation, first scream unintelligably to pick up the nearest Peel. Then, assuming he has acquired a peel, start chanting the following song:

"Peel, Peel
Orange Peel

Peel, Peel
Orange Peel"

For advanced chanters, have the Peeler with the deepest voice sing:

"Doug,
oh Doug
How you bless us
with your beautiful
peeeeeeeeeeeeeels.
"



Join the Peel Squad today!

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