For all of the most dapper lads from The Holy Covenant of Pyro's Server

-Normal boys say i want to shoot up the school. We already finished 2 minutes ago.

-Normal boys say suck my ♥♥♥♥. We say cover me in cummies.

-Normal girls drool over 25 inch black dildos. We drool over Omegaborman's 18 inch ♥♥♥♥ and boiling hot milkshake-esque purple ♥♥♥.

-Normal bous say get back here. We say "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLAVES GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE"

-Normal boys are afraid of guns. We are protected from hood ♥♥♥♥♥♥s by ours.

-Normal boys watch videos of girls with big milkies. We watch Brotherman Bill [1 Hour Version]

-Normal boys think traps are gay and disgusting. We agree with them, we aren't named soda.

-Normal boys think Omega Pyro and the Jar of Peanut Butter is gay. We see it as a way of life.

-Normal boys will ignore this. Real members of Pyro's Server will repost this.