Join or feel the pain of console peasants

Join us and feel the warmth of lord Gaben's arms around you as you play your favorite games. No longer will you have to put up with the cold tendrils of Kazuo Hirai or Bill Gates touching you. Actually, Bill does touch us sometimes, but only because Windows is the master race's preferred OS. Enjoy 4k resolution, dozens of GHz in that quad core, and RAM by the terabyte. When Hitler spoke of the glory of the master race, boy, was he right