Tis a silly place

Joining this elite group isnt easy, but despite the challanges and cruciable of taunting feats you made it, congratulations! Your parents must be proud, I know I am. Also Ante is player of the week for making the group picture. That being said it kinda scares me.

Now group 'rules' (they're more like guidelines)

1. No poofters.
2 .No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "♥♥♥♥" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.
3. No poofters.
4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5. No poofters.
6. There is no... rule six.
No poofters.