Don't want camp to end? Come on in here!

Hello, Campers, Welcome to my personal campgrounds, We have a grand deal of things to do, so why don't you stick around, Before we begin though, here's a few ground rules:

1: Do not beg for games, Really, You're not going to get them, If you ask nicely, and give a very good reason, it will be concidered.

2: Get along with eachother, Seriously, The last pair that didn't were forcibly sent back home.

3: No clearly sentient ponies, Really, Last year they tried an uproar and tryed to turn everyone into ponys.... They more or less succeeded.

4: No food is to be left out after midnight! We have Mogwais around here. Don't let them eat food here. You'll regret it.

5: No spam. It's a terrible lunch meat.

Without further ado, Welcome to Camp.