I was only 9 years old I loved Viktor Orbán so much, I had all the merchandise and campaign posters I pray to Viktor Orbán every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given "Fidesz is love" I say; "Fidesz is life" My dad hears me and calls me a Eurosceptic I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Viktor Orbán I called him out for promoting and supporting illegal migration He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Viktor Orbán I am so happy He whispers into my ear "Soros-terv." He grabs me with his powerful right-wing populist hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for Viktor Orbán He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Viktor Orbán I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Viktor Orbán He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Viktor Orbán looks him straight in the eyes and says "The era of liberal democracy is over." Viktor Orbán leaves through my window Fidesz is love. Fidesz is life.