Orange pineapples have long lost their reign over Europe- until now!

Started by a bored and lonely pineapple wishing to spread chivalry and promote the cause of the King Edward III. The story starts this way:

Long ago in medieval England, the king Edward III ruled wisely and fairly and killed French people every once in a while, but he was secretely the orange pineapple. When he died, he left no heirs except for Blurple Zebra.

Bluple Zebra was only HALF pineapple, but managed to find another pineapple and married her. Her name was Orange Lime-Thing. Together they raised an army and defeated Edward's usurper successors.

Once they had established their control on the throne, they went to Eastern Europe and died there in battle. This is where the story continues with this group. lawl