*Incoming Transmition* (from Space Station 412 to Finland)

TRANSMITION DUDE: We have landed. The Ophernotts can now commence in taking over the STEAM community. Our leaders, BATTLE
SPY and Deh Nannerpuss shall lead us in slowly taking over every known exsisting group and discovering their weaknesses.


RANDOM SOILDIER GUY: But I thought we came here for a birthday party...


TRANSMITION GUY: That was an a fabrication. We have tricked you. You have been chosen. Get used to it.



RANDOM SOILDIER GUY:...............But I wanted cake...


TRANSMITION DUDE: The cake is a lie.


YOU HEARD ME. THE CAKE IS A LIE. EVERYONE, START DESTROYING STEAM'S DEFENSES. WE. WILL. PERSEVERE. GOOD BYE.


SOILDIER: O.K.

TRANSMITION DUDE: And remember, we only eat MARSHMELLOWS, CHEESE, AND GRAPE JUICE. They are the only food that is safe to digest on this planet. If you eat anything else, your eyeballs will melt and you will get a terrible case of the hypersonic hycups. There is also a possibility of your teeth growing small hairs that taste like noodles and paper. There is also the possibility of your teeth growing LARGE hairs that taste like paper and noodles. That is all. Goodbye. *END TRANSMITION*.

SOILDIER: ............... So are we aloud to eat cake?*

I have taken over this group.....Battle spy is no match against me....I AM OVERTHROWING HIM... MORSHU FTW!...... - Morshu
Calculating... Calculating... Calculating... WROOOOOOOOOOONG. -BATTLE SPY