We will find one clank and become the king of the clankers

Harro, Blork, Leedle. One nut willy, the King of the Clanks, obtained this and everything else the world had to offer, and his dying words drove countless souls to the ♥♥♥ filled hole. "You want my derrious leedles du ya? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!" These words lured men to the Grand As hole, in pursuit of dreams greater than they'd ever donged to imagine. This is the time known as the great clankening!