Welcome to Old Aliens!

Here in old ♥♥♥♥. We rely on our welfare checks, we also enjoy doing the basketballs. Since it includes our three favorite things running, shooting and stealing. Here in old ♥♥♥♥, you can go down town to the local Church of the Kentucky Fried Mcchicken. We also don't celebrate fathers day for personal issues dealing with the long wait at Walmart for cigarettes, grape soda, and of course our 3 pound bag of funions. Oh lets not forget about our weekly festival dedicated to the most ripe and juicy fruit of the world, yes here in old ♥♥♥♥ we praise the all mighty watermelon. So come on down, and bring your kids, and then leave them. #daddyissues