oh ♥♥♥♥ riolu

>Browsing Steam for Worthwhile Profiles
>Sees your profile and clicks due to cool avatar
>Realizes that he's a socially retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Press 'Add Friend'
>Denied
>Sign into Alt Account
>Press 'Add Friend'
>Denied
>Sign into third Alt Account
>Denied
>Sign into fourth alt account and name it with a girl's name
>Accepted
>This is why I hate nerds
>♥♥♥♥♥♥