Play cs_office? Awesome at life? Awesome at CS? Have a sense of humor and want to pwn noobs? This is the group for you. This is the best group. Ever. Curious about joining but still on the fence? Then maybe you should ask yourself some of these simple questions:

Do I want to be awesome?
Is it safe---to be this awesome?
Do I like to annoy people who are obsessed with their KDR?
Do I find racist/sexist/dirty jokes funny?
Do I enjoy telling beginners to press F10?
Do I prefer to taze/knife noobs?
Do I like to mess with power-hungry ASSistant admins?
Do I like to t-bag my enemies?
Is having a positive score simply "the norm" for me?

If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you belong in this group! If you didn't answer yes to any of these, guess what? You're still gonna join because you don't have anything better to do. Welcome to the office krew!