Hypothesis - Every clan has a guy who is an absolute noob ~psA! --(1)

As players with vast experience (read 4000+ hours, 5+ years of experience), we have significant evidence in favour of (1).

Ergo, there must be a noob in NutTy AssasSins! --(2)

2 clearly follows from 1, hence it makes sense as a clan to know our weaknesses.
So, the question is. Who is it?

On the other hand, this might be a case of Russell's Paradox, more specifically the Barber's paradox. In such a scenario, well, its a paradox so, you, the reader is the noob.