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           Anyone who is shiete, associates with shiete, or identifies with the beliefs of a shieter will not be admitted into this group under any circumstances. The members of Team Not-Shiete will collaborate in an effort to rid our beautiful planet of shiete. Shiete has become a more sensitive issue ever since the great chut epidemic of 1876 in Zimbabwe, and not many media outlets are willing to address the issue. In order to more appropriately introduce the subject of shiete, a definition has been provided below.

Shiete (shīt)
      Noun
          1. a person whose actions resemble those of a chutter:
Carson get off that game, you little shiete; it is far past nine o'clock!
          2. debris or a collection of objects to be grouped into one ambiguous category:
Please give back my shiete, it took me all night to mine enough diamond ore so I could find my Elytra.

           Our oganization has decided that a great shiete purge would not be entirely unethical, as shiete can lead to an increased number of chutters polluting the community. As a man who once lost his son to a chut, our founder and president Mahatma Gandhi cannot stand to see chutters roaming the streets freely. For this reason he has decided that any person seen taking part in shiete related activities will be publicly punished, in hopes to deter the public from repeating these offenses. The last shiete related offense occured over a month ago and the streets have been clean since the bludgeoning of the chutter responsible, but we cannot let our gaurd down and we hope to continue with these punishments until shiete is all but forgotten.

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