TO INFINOBY AND BEYOND

En route to The Sun in Noby Noby Boy. Let's prove to the world we can do it! Let's jelq into the stars! After The Sun GIRL will curve back around again on a small trip, swooping up Mercury and Venus, previously unplayable due to GIRL starting at Earth, and finally ending up on a final destination of a presumably alternate Earth affected by her trip around the solar system, and her journey to unite them all as one in friendship. To win the game means uniting the solar system as one in friendship and probably GIRL eating her own butt I guess. Don't quote me on that but it's the conclusion implied by lines gleaned from the official site's code (NOW CONFIRMED BY TAKAHASHI HIMSELF!). It sucks that GIRL didn't just get those three destinations at the start instead of doubling back, but I don't think giant spaceworms have a very good sense of direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rysHj-mBfo Use this to grind length. Read below for more important tips and some numbers.

There is an x20015 multiplier applied to almost all submissions! It was x2015 until we reached Pluto. Take this into account. I did most of the push to get to Pluto, and that was before we attained this newfound ability to be ten times faster. We got this.

Game the RNG until you find a house with a bowl cut haircut. Eat either stretched or unstretched until you reach 6m unstretched (unstretched length is a measurement of girth) then stretch to 1200-1400m. Game the RNG until you land on a map that is thin, ideally slanted in some way where the house is, and the house needs to be on a corner area too so BOY falls off over and over and over again.

Smaller platforms are ideal because you don't get stuck as easily. Avoid thick platforms due to BOY severing by clipping through the ground. If we get several people doing this a day, submitting 20 to 40 billion a day (1-2 million before multiplier), we could make it within the next year! My technique definitely pulls this off, check my #1 on Neptune to Pluto if you don't believe me.

We need several people doing this daily leaving their PS3 on overnight otherwise we can kiss our hopes of unlocking The Sun, Mercury, Venus and Earth 2 goodbye. Please join the cause and don't forget to read the manual by pressing Select so you know what the hell you're doing and how to access the relevant menus. Godspeed! (THEY CHANGED THE MULTIPLIER! Now we have a chance in hell. Remember, the game's sense of scale was designed around having been a lot more popular and being supported with patches post-launch so we're not cheating by having the scales balanced in our favor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZxDhS9pgUs)
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Official Noby Noby Boy site[o--o.jp]
Keita Takahashi's blog[uvula.jp]