On the first day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
A bucket of KFC.

On the second day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.

On the third day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Three French hoes,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Four Escelades,
Three French hoes,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Five Spinnin' Rims!
Four Escelades,
Three French hoes,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Six chickens fryin',
Five Spinnin' Rims!
Four Escelades,
Three French hoes,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Seven ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stealin',
Six chickens fryin',
Five Spinnin' Rims!
Four Escelades,
Three French hoes,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Eight gangstas shootin',
Seven ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stealin',
Six chickens fryin',
Five Spinnin' Rims!
Four Escelades,
Three French hoes,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Nine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dancin',
Eight gangstas shootin',
Seven ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stealin',
Six chickens fryin',
Five Spinnin' Rims!
Four Escelades,
Three French hoes,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Ten Red Bicycles,
Nine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dancin',
Eight gangstas shootin',
Seven ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stealin',
Six chickens fryin',
Five Spinnin' Rims!
Four Escelades,
Three French hoes,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Massah gave to me,
Eleven rappers rappin',
Ten Red Bicycles,
Nine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dancin',
Eight gangstas shootin',
Seven ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stealin',
Six chickens fryin',
Five Spinnin' Rims!
Four Escelades,
Three French hoes,
Two Watermelons,
and A bucket of KFC.


On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Massah set me free!