negative win

Buy bad microphone.

This will ensure that your teammates understand "cyka blyat" and "drop avp blyat" properly.

Have ping >100 ms.

Otherwise game is too easy for skilled Russian player.

At start of every round check if you have bomb. Drop it. Real Russians play CS:GO for frags, not for plants.

If capital (capitalist swine game) is over or equal 4750$, buy AVP! (You don't need armor, because you hit every shot first try.)

If capital is lower than 4750$, say "drop AVP blyat". If nobody gives you AVP, proceed with No. 6.

If capital is between 1700$ and 4750$, buy SSG! (Again: You do not need armor, just get headshots.)

If capital is lower than 1700$, buy Deagle.

Never ever Eco. Ace with Deagle and armor!

If your non-russian teammate dares to plant bomb, don't camp or defend it. Just hunt the remaining CTs.

If bombside is clear, don't plant bomb or wait for your teammates, just go for more frags.

Never ever give info about your enemies. You need to stay top-fragger.

From time to time, you do not drop the bomb, but rush first with bomb. This is a change in tactics and enemies won't be prepared.

If you are CT and bomb is planted, stick to your AVP and don't pick up noob-M4. AVP is very effective close-combat.

You need more than 3 AVPs in your team to win round effectively.

Play with 3 other Russian friends. Just talk Russian.