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A well known, small child from Toowoomba has fallen to the darkside, comrades.

Linden W, who goes by the steam alias "Rumple Foreskin" has been spotted absolutely devouring over 600 4X Gold's along with 200 Hahn Superdry's on Friday night.

Rumple has been lost since 3 am this morning and was last spotted at the Wilsonoton KFC attempting to order the new double down whilst chasing small children along the streets of Toowoomba.

If you have any other information/knowledge regarding Rumple's whereabouts, do not hesitate to phone this emergency line at : 0447268747 and ask for Hugh.

Thankyou fellow Nar Nar Goon Tribe members, and once again, always remember

All Heil Womb Raider.