We Bad!

[MC] was formed back in 1846 when a lawyer's son first discovered electricity while tending to his dads farm. As he was dressing up a rooster in metal wire and copper plates for his own sexual purposes, a lightning storm came through and launched a single bolt towards the boy. The boy quickly grabbed the rooster buy his wooden legs and held the bird above his head. The lightning crashed into the rooster. The boy was fine...but the ♥♥♥♥....

...we fight on his behalf.

-found written inside the back cover of a 1st edition Hardy Boy's book.