Fans of English teacher Plays

If you want to really fit in despite being an outsider, include mention of the weather and how it impacts your truck, farmland (fictitious or real), your children, your spouse, your church, or how the weather and the communist threat are connected.


Follow this advice, ol' big dog, and you shall possess the gift of passing through the one region of land that God created with perfection without any potential trouble from the roughneck, God-fearing Hoosiers. Just remember that if you must forage for food, the corn and beans in almost all of the fields is not for humans. It's for feeding the big dog cattle and other big dogs of the barnyard. Hoosiers eat meat, not vegetarian nonsense.

"town" - noun. a collection of three or more houses within the same 1/4 square mile of land that may or may not be occupied. An abandoned school, an abandoned church, and an abandoned house is sufficient for at least one such "town".

"truck" - noun. a partially mechanical, partially biological vehicle of immense power, most often observed with male-identifying organs hanging from the posterior end.

If you must interact with a hoosier, it is customary to begin a conversation by shouting "ey big dog!" and then talk about your town of origin, your most recent truck purchase or upgrades, and if further conversation is necessary, combine church, children, spouse, and the real threat of the communist invasion into semi-coherent sentence fragments.

@koop

As a speaker of the Midwestern dialect of American, I shall teach you all that you need to know to thrive in the barren wasteland of Indiana.

"hoosier" - noun. a superior race of alpha males who are exceptionally good at multitasking -- as long as one of the tasks involves drinking beer and the other tasks involve farming or big dog trucks.

"big dog" - noun, adjective, adverb, verb. In a sentence: 'Ey Big Dog! Don't even try big dog big doggin' the big dog big dog. There is no written or oral language capable of adequately defining big dog, but you'll know a big dog when you see it.

Can you please teach me how to speak American? I have a lot of trouble understanding the complex language which is American. I would love some personal time for the revision of this subject, thank you very much, and have a good day.