Throw the snipers overboard

Were searching for more rum songs (arrr)

Requirements:
-Tide Turner/Splendid Screen/Chargin' Targe
-ali baba's wee booties/Bootlegger
-Scottish Handshake

In order to stay as a member of the Rum appreciation group, you must follow these rules:

1. Appreciate Rum. No exceptions.
2. As every appreciator is obliged to be in possession of Rum, failing to provide sufficient proof of having a Scottish Handshake in your TF2 inventory will lead to banishment.
3. In order to comply with our brotherhood's motto, you are required to get more than 1L of Rum per one pair of tits (odd number of tits rounds up to the nearest even number).
4. Public appreciation of any alcohol containing drink that doesn't contain Rum is strictly prohibited.
5. No Rum appreciator is allowed to be seen sober in public.
6. Worship the name of Rum and be respectful of other appreciators, unless you want yer ass to be thrown overboard.
7. Any Rum appreciator seen consuming "scrumpy" is declared a traitor and will be disposed of quickly and mercilessly.

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