A Foundation of a New Order

For millennia, yams have been merely disregarded as a meager vegetable of the peasantry. For such a purpose, to feed the masses, and to merely be swept under the international rug and forgotten, is an abhorrent fate. A fate myself, and others, would never bestow upon any other. So, henceforth, this organization shall ensure the sanctity of all yams within the United States, the Lesser Antilles, and the Commonwealth realm. No longer shall we take advantage of a scrupulous natural resource that was procured from the bosom of mother nature.