Here be Dragons

It appears that by some horrible coincidence of timing that most of the team members had something important they had to do all weekend. I had several plans on how to accomplish this project. Such plans have been horribly gang raped by a bunch of anthropomorphic AIDS infested hypodermic needles. It all went down hill and now even my Plan D has failed. I feel I have let down my teammates, as they put their trust in me. They trusted me to run this thing smoothly and instead I ran it into the ground. I should have planned it better. Sadly delusions of grandeur clouded my vision and spent most of my time procrastinating and wishing and less time actually doing. Even if we get a passing grade tomorrow, with the last resort plan I will still feel the shame of failure. I am no longer fit to lead projects of a creative nature, as clearly this is an example of what would become of them under my watch.