"One pizza is a tragedy. A million pizzas is a statistic."-Papa John

This order has been created for one purpose and one purpose only, to facilitate the unification of a marsupilian world leaders everywhere. Only through, valour, determination, psychosis, lack of empathy, selfishness, and ridiculous aravice may we effectively lead our brethren to our one true goal, total, absolute control of the litterbox manufacturing industry.

In this group a strict code of laws must be followed:

1. No wombat poop jokes. Ever. Seriously its borderline offensive and not funny its an effective part of the digestive system why make fun of it.

2. Canned food is never allowed on the rollercoaster. Don't want a repeat of last year.

3. At least 3 millioin units of absolutley no money must be paid upon admittance in the order. Were trying to save up to buy a single reed for a clarinet. Donations are accepted.

4. Fisticuffs are always allowed and should be celebrated, however as we are marsupials it is rather hard to even make a fist as most of us do not posses aposable thumbs.

5. No gentleman is to be found without a proper hat. No punishment will be exacted should you find yourself with a sudden lacking of a hat, but we will laugh at you and your peasant ways.

6. This IS a democracy, theres just one person who decides everything and does not need to take any input from anyone and basicly has sovereign control over the entirety of the governmental system.

7. Micel Jaeyasuriyain is a ovoir critacal dumby an i hete him aid sacks in apple that rat

No go forth my brothers! Bring home victory for the marsupials, for world domination is never far from reach when the we are on the case.