Have you ever been wrong about something? of course you have, you microcephalic addlepate. Why, you probably dont even realize I just called you a moron! It's sad really... but there is hope. I'm Lyev, founder and CEO of the Lyev is Always Right Foundation. Here at L.I.A.R, we strive to bring knowledge to a world that is so utterly devoid of it. I also just realized how incredible that acronym sounds, and will be using it again. Every day, hopeless idiots go out into the world, driving drunk, or using the word "literally" incorrectly, without anyone to explain just how wrong they are. Seriously Laud, you can LITERALLY go die in a barn fire. But enough about Laud and his crimes against language. Did you know that over 99% of people are, in fact, idiots? Terrifying, I know. But the good news is, there is a cure. [BANG]. The better news is, there's a better cure! You see, I am one of the select few who are completely immune to ignorant bs, and it is my dream to spread my wisdom full-time. A ray of light to cut through the darkness. But the batteries for that light don't come cheap. That's where you come in! For a monthly donation of your choosing, you can ensure that there will always be at least one soldier in the fight against stupidity's overwhelming hordes. We may never be able to stop people from doing stupid crap, but with your help, I will always be there to call them on it afterwards. And really, isn't that what truly matters? So please, donate to the Lyev is Always Right Foundation today! and together we can-

[CRASH] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE

IRISH? Uh.. I um...

WE HAVE A RAID IN TEN MINUTES! I AM NOT HAVING ANOTHER USM INCIDENT

Look, Irish, i just need like two minutes here

GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR, NOW!