Excuse me, doctor, do you have a moment?

(...)

Good morning, I'm Dr. Watson. How are you today? How are you today? Look son, you're in a safe place, we want to help you, in whatever way we can. But you need to talk to us, we can't help you otherwise. Now, what's happened? Tell me everything

Alrighty, then... picture this if you will.

(...)

And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from ♥♥♥♥♥♥' high school.

(...)

But I forgot my pen
♥♥♥♥ the bed again ...
Typical.