It was a warm spring day at sardine academy, so warm that the smell of onion love floated through the air. Three SHREKS stood watching each other in the room behind the vending machine in the cafeteria. There was Nina SHREK, Bailey SHREK, and the Siamese SHREK. Nina comes to a realization.
"Patrick? John?" She whispers softly. They fused together they are now one. They must have been affected by the smell of the pungent onion love, made even more fragrant by the warm air. The Siamese SHREK looked like an average SHREK. The only difference was the two heads that hung from the neck, and the one extra arm that stuck out from the middle of his chest. Most importantly, though, were the two kumquats that the Siamese SHREK had. Nina SHREK had been eyeing them since he had walked in the room. Nina SHREKs mouth began to water when she saw the freckles on the right kumquat, the kumquat that had probably belonged to John. Bailey SHREK, though, felt uncomfortable. This had been her dream, to become SHREK, and she didn't want the other SHREKS interfering. Slowly she whispers, "This is my dream, this will be MY swamp." She pounces before the other SHREKS could say ogre. They were prepared, though.
Bailey was the newest SHREK, therefore the most inexperienced. Nina held her down while the Siamese SHREK started to shove it's two kumquats down the Bailey SHREK's throat. The Bailey SHREK could not handle the mighty ogre power and evaporated into pungent onion love gas which left a particularly pungent odor smell in the room. Nina's eyes started to burn because of the pungent onion love gas, it was then that she knew it was serious. There were only two SHREKS left now and Nina wanted it to be her swamp so badly. She gave it her all, she tackled the Siamese SHREK. She attempted to bite off both of the Siamese SHREK's kumquats. But her efforts were in vain. Things were getting heated between the Siamese SHREK and the Nina SHREK.
The Siamese SHREK dragged the Nina shrek to its game room. The Siamese SHREK slowly creaked open he doer to reveal his game room. When he opened his game room door and a bright blast happened. Everything was revealed now. There were piles and piles of leather shorts. Nina thre the Siamese SHREK on the ground and started woohooing him using a pair of leather as a whip. Things got so intense that the room was getting warmer and warmer. It soon got so hot that sardine academy started on fire. The intensity of the woohooing caused an explosion. Now there were no more SHREKS, or so we thought. Some say they saw a green creature crawling out of the rubble of sardine academy.


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