Will Narky nark out now or later? Only time will tell

There is no limit to when Narky begins to nark out. His sleeping abilities transcend any, and are compared to none. We are all on a level of novice while he thrives in his own domaine of expert natural imagination.

Only Narky's pillow suit allows him to remain safe and continue to have a normal life. Without this magical device, his life wouldn't have any chance at survival.

We can all gaze and awe at the natural wonder. We can attempt to wake him. In the end, we let him be because... Well, he just passed the ♥♥♥♥ out.


We will begin to start accepting dontations to help narcoleptic people like Narky out, A. S. A. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ P. Also, this will raise awareness. Please send donations to holyshitImasleepagain@hotmail.com

We only wish Narky could share a simple minute of appreciation but, believe me, Narky thanks you before, after, and during the Nark occurance.