Lick Squad's Creed

Here is our new creed, brothers!


This is my tongue. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My tongue is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My tongue, without me, is useless. Without my tongue, I am useless. I must use my tongue true. I must lick straighter than my enemy who is trying to slap my ass. I must lick him before he slaps me. I will...
My tongue and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the licks that count. We will lick...
My tongue is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its buds and its pores. I will keep my tongue clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My tongue and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!