VICTORY HIP-THRUST!

"My name is Larry. Hip-Thrusting Larry, if you want it full (yes, that is actually my legal born name). What I do for a living is pretty complicated so lemme sum up my job.
1. Find demons.
2. Shoot demons.
3. Hip-thrust.
During the past few years the world has been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ itself up, in more ways then one. Slenderman, Jeff the Killer... All those wankers have been popping up all over the world scaring us in our beds, on our bogs and killing us after they are sure our bowels are emptied.

But through the power of a double-barreled shotgun and my crotch, I will destroy all who threaten humanity.

If you want to join me on my quest to obliterate all evil then join this group. You even get a free liscense to hip-thrust in public areas! And finally, don't forget to invite your friends to this mass thrust gathering!"

Dis group is a joke group set up after some funneh moments involving a fictional scenario about a lad in a nightmarish apocalypse who doesn't take the whole thing seriously, and thrusts all the time. We came up this madness during D.T class. Expect crappy stories, thrust rituals, and possibly other stuff.