Stop with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's Sami Laasanen. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sami Laasanen.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You all do this. Do you really think your Sami Laasanen and Jani Jussila are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for Allu