It's Okay, You Are NOT Alone!

If you're here, then she got you too. Maybe she left a <3 or nine on your Steam profile or maybe she added the cute little "s" to every damn word she types to lull you into complacency or maybe she promised an e-date by monitor-light and never showed up. Whatever the case may be you now feel alone, abondoned, dejected and maybe a little bored. Well, fear not for we are Heather's Jilted Lonely Men and together we stand strong against this terror of cutesy words, broken friendship request promises and cold-bloodedly denied TF2 item trades!!! Also, send only chocolates for Valentine's Day... she hates them. (I'm adding this line so my signature doesn't get cut in half and make me look like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
Your borther-in-arms against the misleading cute,
>:D

PS: I know some ladies out there have gone through the same thing with this beast, feel free to join the meetings.