It's not about winning, it's about fun!
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What's that?
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Fun is when you..fun is..it's like..it's kinda..sorta like a..What is fun?! HERE..Let me spell it for you!

"F" is for Friends who kill lots of zombies.
"U" is for Shooting Uzi's.
"N" is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Down here in the deep, tall weeds!

"F" is for Fire that burns the big tank down.
"U" is for Ugly .. WITCH!
"N" is for No Survivors!! when you're..

Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
"F" is for Friends who kill lots-

Never! That's completely idiotic!

Here, let me help you...
"F" is for Friends who kill lots of zombies.
"U" is for Shooting Uzi's, TRY IT!

"N" is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Down here in the deep, tall weeds!

Wait..I don't understand..I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Well, I like it! Let's do it again!

Okay!

"F" is for Frolic though all the bodies.
"U" is for Using molly's.
"N" is for Not dying, melee use, and bullets flying.
Here with my best buddies!

Down here in the deep, tall weeds!